Pardini
a young man that resembles a turtle in the fact that he is extremely f-cking slow and is fat. this turtle like boy likes to smoke marijuana while smoking other young males p-n-ses. pardini has also been known for sucking a whole lot of c-ck for food while high. he also enjoys taking it up the b-tt from other potheads for weed although many think its for pleasure.
i went to the pet store to purchase a turtle and mistakenly purchased the young gay man pardini.
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