Pardoe


1.) a rare type of human, cl-ssified by the innate ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol.

2.) a person who spent so much of his or her life consuming alcohol that his or her body now has a permanent bac score above .08

3.) someone who has become drunk off of the toxic c-cktail of egomania, alcohol, and douchebaggery.
bob: hey jimmy, you always show up to work drunk, don’t you think you ought to cut it back a bit?

jimmy: no way, i don’t even have to drink anymore, i’m practically a pardoe.

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