Parental Alibi
(noun)
any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these mighty quick. be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
parental alibi
mom: “what did you all do while i was out?”
offspring: “nothing much. we watched tv, made popcorn, nothing much.”
truth
mom: “what did you all do while i was out?”
offspring: “we abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
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