Parental Juice
another phrase to describe the presence of c-m.
nathan: urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :s
katy: ofgs! that is the last time i lend john anything!
nathan: huh? :s what is it?
katy: parental juice. ¬.¬
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