pearl nutcracker
when the female oral s-xes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his s-m-n to fly in all directions.
john: “omg i’m about to c-m”
jane: “bring it home to me baby”
–john brings, then jane punches–
john:”aaaaaarrgghh what was that!?!?!”
jane:” the pearl nutcracker”
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