Parental Stalking
when one’s parents are to “stalk” their facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.
a: can you hang today man?
b: nope, i’m grounded.
a: why?
b: for saying “f-ck” on facebook.
a: wow, so they were parental stalking you again?
b: mhmm, i’m sick of their sh-t, i’m blocking them when i’m ungrounded.
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