parentitis

a horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. there is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. it can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. the disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. in young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.
my mum contracted parent-tis last week, and i can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, gottarunbye.