Parets


the man. the legend. the band director.
delaware state teacher of the year 1987

also known as p-dog, or simply “p”
student 1: mr. parets yelled at me and it was totally unfair!
student 2: weren’t you drinking?
student 1: …yeah.
student 2: exactly.
student 1: well, i guess i was being a dumb-ss. i actually should go thank him. he’s just looking out for me, and making me a better person.
hockessin slang for cigarette; so dubbed because of the chain-smoking band conductor of ai dupont highschool.
person 1: yo, n-gg-, lemme get get a coupla’ dem paretses you got there.
person 2: menthol, i -ssume.

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