Pariah Day
febuary 15th, the day immediately following valentines day. celebrations of pariah day are typically marked by the solitary consumption of alcohol and suicidal meditations, which often give way to a sudden moment of absolute clarity followed by uncontrollable laughter.
don’t fret, losers. tomorrow is pariah day.
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