paris hilton’s monkey


something nebulously disgusting, usually in a s-xual sense, without a clear definition.
man, he was so drunk! i bet he totally got the old “paris hilton’s monkey” from that ugly ho.
something nebulously disgusting, usually in a s-xual sense, without a clear definition.
man, he was so drunk! i bet he totally got the old “paris hilton’s monkey” from that ugly ho.

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