Park and Blow
1. when your driving down the street and you pull over so the female in the vehicle can give you a bl-w j-b.
2. when your going to a football game or other event with marching band, and your running a little late.
1. wow! last night was the craziest park and blow i’ve ever had!
2. band director: we’re running a little late, so get your insterments ready. we have to park and blow.
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