park benching

v. 1. to have qualities of a hobo. 2. to sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. to be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)
man jesse, you’re such a park bencher! always park benching!

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