park cock
when i guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.
guy 1: how are jason and sue getting on, anyway?
guy 2: sh-t, didn’t you hear? he’s gonna park c-ck the first sat-rday in june!
guy 1: d-mn, what a sucker.
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