park ‘n’ stalk
the act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.
most likely to happen during the holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.
i wanted to hit up that sale at woodfield mall, but it was so crowded that i had to pull a park ‘n’ stalk on this nice little asian couple.
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