park & pipe rats
park & pipe rats are persons who spend their days skiing and riding the park and pipe features at a ski resort and waste precious lift line sp-ce for real skiers and snow riders.
park & pipe rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude att-tude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.
easily spotted by their tall tee’s, pants hanging half-way off their -sses and bruno style hair cuts, male park & pipe rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.
jib slice and the rest of his park & pipe rats buddies have poached more cougars at this ski hill than the ski instructors.
those park & pipe rats look like they shop at the big and tall store. all upper body and really short legs. that’s what makes them so good at cougar hunting, i guess?!?
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