Park Ridge High School


where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, star trek, and anything and everything besides school. where stupidity is at its peak and students call a rhombus “rum-bus”. where tv’s fall on teacher’s heads and no one can find a decent subst-tute.
“park ridge is the suckiest school ever -drives spike through school-”

“one day, i’ll jump off the roof of park ridge high school!”

“i swear, i’m leaving this place very soon.”

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