parked in
the state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some d-ckhead parked too close to the door. the solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you’re parked in on both sides, you are hosed.
i got parked in by some d-ckhead in a mini the other day. i smashed all the windows and tipped the d-mn thing over.
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