Parked
1)when a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.
2)when someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. this term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
1)sam-“your cars gonna get stolen again.”
lacee-“no it wont, i parked out back. you negative b-tch!”
2)zain-“mr.yunohu has been hugging bob a lil too tizight
after gym cl-ss.”
fred-“yeah. he’s totally gonna get parked someday.”
3 more definitions
being put in your place after being dissed. when you get back at somebody because of dissing or through joking and you are told “you got served,” aka parked.
nancy: “jess, you couldn’t add even if you had the calculator solve the problem for you!”
nate: “d-mn, you just got parked!”
the act of being so tired that you cannot move. being “parked” in place.
bro i’m so parked after that chop. i’m too parked to get up. i’m h-lla parking right now.
to be kept waiting for a long period of time.
i was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.
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