Parker and Spitzer


euphemism for a fairly common s-x act. this iteration can only be performed by a notorious wh-r-monger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

the difficulty is becoming a notorious wh-r-monger.

it’s an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

that’s what state schools are for!
maybe spitzer and his ho, or kathleen parker and a foxnews babe to be named later, but parker and spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral s-x act. sorry, no.

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