Parker’ed
to have the wrong part/item ordered for you to install at a client, thus making you look stupid.
me: i got to the client to install some ram only to find i’d been parker’ed. it was laptop ram and i needed desktop ram! i was so embar-ssed and had to come back later after getting the right part ordered. the worst part is the original is non-refundable!
co-worker: yeah, man, you got totally parker’ed!
getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.
dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!
so drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.
man, i was so parkered last night i went through a 30 rack of busch.
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