parkesburg
the worst place ever to raise a family. the place is full of creepy white men and pedophiles. nearly every family has a rabid dog that wants to eat your f-cking legs off, preppy teenager, stupid and annoying as sh-t little kid, and a mysp-ce f-ggot account. people have gone swimming and died in their water resevoir, and the only thing that makes it in any way pretty is the fact that their f-ggy music they blast on max volume doesn’t kill the plants. if you live in parkesburg, you probably suck at every subject in school and have at least 2 medications.
obama came by once in a train, when parkesburg found out all of the hippies, black people, and mentally screwed up women came and shouted his name over 9000 times. and you know what? he didn’t even pr-nounce the name right.
watch out for the f-ggots who like to ride their tractors like motorcycles.
1. ” h-llo parkersburg! ” -obama, who doesn’t even care enough about parkesburg to pr-nounce the name right. i’m not surprised, if i was him i’d do the same.
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