Parkin Out


taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an it environment.
coworker 1: hey look, our it security director is parkin out!

coworker2: yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.

coworker3: not again! i’ve been waiting for his sophos report all week!

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