Parking attendant


n. (collective)
1. springing from the lifeform that was the lowly traffic warden, these council driven plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become hitler. worse cases are found in plymouth, uk.
2. c-nts
“i can’t stand their (parking attendants) pumptious, c-nt-like att-tude. they’re all a bunch of plightfiddlers! i bet they’re all mcwabblers! gits.” trh tony blair, member of parliament for sedgefield, circa 1997

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