Parking-Lot Mongoloids


roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably taco bell, in north-eastern ohio. seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased “fast and the furious” cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.
me: i’m hungry.

you: only thing that’s open is taco bell.

me: aww f-ck! we’re gonna have to wade through the d-mned parking-lot mongoloids.

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