parking lot pretty truck
a “parking lot pretty” truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. they are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
real truck owner: nice truck!
truck owner: thanks!
real truck owner: what size lift you got?
truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22’s
real truck owner: i know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
truck owner: no way! i don’t wanna get it dirty!
real truck owner: oh i see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
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