parking moron


a person who takes up more parking sp-ce than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
guy1: hey, look, this moron parked his -ss between the spots! there was a sp-ce for four cars – now it’s just two!

guy2: yeah, these parking morons must be punished… why don’t you flatten his tires?

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