parking Nazi
typical b-tch–ss wigger, who’s sole purpose in life is to punish the people who actually finished graduate college with a master’s of science, or ph.d
typical profile: short, greasy hair, mustache, metro-s-xual or full-time gay. acts tough on duty, but a 6pm, packs up his b-lls, and quickly returns to his mom’s house where he finds his very own “safety haven” in the bas-m-nt.
d-mn it ! ! ! that f-ggot–ss parking n-z-, jacked-off on my windshield again. that the 3rd time this month ! ! !
the ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses
what do you mean the parking n-z- ticketed me? i was only parked here for five minutes!
the obnoxious ticket giver who’s job it is to make young people, esp. college student’s lifes a liveing h-ll. often found hulking over parking meters like vultures or in shopping mall parking lots watching to make sure that you’re actually going into the mall after parking your car there.
“there’s the parking n-z-s makeing sure i’m actually shopping here today.”
(noun) people dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the university of oklahoma.
d-mn, i can’t park here in front of my dorm, as the parking n-z- will get me. i have to park 2 miles away!
a “police officer” who isn’t really police, since they couldn’t make the cut. instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than parking n-z-‘s house (acura and above, lol). can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since parking n-z-s fear real police.
the parking n-z- can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.
a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.
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