parking on the grass



when you’re so stoned, you forget to p-ss the bong.
hey dude, you’ve been holding that for 10 minutes – quit parking on the gr-ss!!!
(verb) (from latin decent) one who bakes their brains out and forgets to p-ss the pot.
ex: “hey you! stop parking on the gr-ss we wanna get high!”

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