Parking Pirate
a parking pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. these people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark…the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.
this pirate then creeps upon it’s target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. they’re watching you. they’re following you. they are going to pillage you for your spot.
as you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. avast! they’re set to drop anchor. fire in the hole!
there’s always so many parking pirates at the mall right before christmas.
someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. this person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking sp-ces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few sp-ces.
i can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it’s the one area downtown with free sp-ces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block–any open sp-ces are gone within a minute.
Read Also:
- shiola
weird,stupid or funny. hey pimp your car is so shiola looking
- Shirthing
accidentally giving birth while defecating. my wife avoided taking cr-p right before labor for fear of shirthing.
- milrange
a word to describe the lameness and general awkwardness of the 69 s-x position. the word comes from the idea that combining two good things, performing oral s-x and receiving oral s-x, would create something good. instead 69 is more like the combination of milk and orange juice, milrange, which doesn’t even sound appealing. we […]
- miss.pamela (mp)
a teacher in my 5th grade is a great teacher,(although she wasnt my teacher) she treated me like i was one of her students. a nice, great, fantastic teacher. miss.pamela (mp) in my 5th grade cl-ss was a simple and unique teacher who was always there for me and i would like to put her […]
- Misstash
when an alcoholics wife finds his poorly hidden stash. especially when the stash is as obvious as the hair on his face. b-gg-r!!! you found my misstash.