Parking Tango


as you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. suddenly while you’re at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st
i was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. thus began the parking tango

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