when you forget where you left your car.
i popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when i came out i came down with a real bad dose of parkingsons. for the life of me i couldn’t remember where i left my car.
the act of deleting or editing a comment on facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a d-ck. oh look, you’ve changed the reply from “suck my d-ck!!!” to “but i don’t know why you are being so unreasonable?” i’ve been parsoned again!
- piece of pizza
when you eat the booty of a potato-faced b-tt while she on her period. ah man! i f-ck-d a “piece of pizza” and it got all over my papa john’s!
an annoyingly flamboyant young man who dresses in only the softest silks and ruffliest ruffles whilst being the universe’s answer to the question that was never asked by anybody. christopher: good morning paschal paschal: good morrow dear wretched peasant. oh woe is me, i cannot rid my fist from the stench of my -n-s. wouldst […]
- rainy tailgate
the act of pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on your partner’s b-ttocks and lower back prior to a sporting event in a parking lot. steve was enjoying a brat while engaging in -n-l s-x with aaron prior to the browns game, only to pull out and rainy tailgate dat azz. go browns!
- redzone and chill
the sunday 1:00 version of netflix and chill. you and yo girl watch nfl redzone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own…in her v-g-n-. you: hey baby thot: heyyyy you: rezdone and chill?? thot: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers–i ain’t trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the […]