parkitect
a person who engages in the profession of architecture, but wastes the majority of his working life on drawing and counting parking sp-ces.
small talk at a party:
gorgeous blonde: “what do you do?”
john: “i am a parkitect…”
gorgeous blonde “cool! sketching, making scale models, philosophy meets physics…?”
john: “ehm, yeah, and what do you do?”
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