parousing


alternating between perusing and carousing around. usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
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