Parrotsite
n – {par-uht-sahyt} – a fervent follower of all things jimmy buffet. typically a no life, middle-aged, pot-bellied, balding alcoholic that hangs around in karaoke bars singing (butchering) “margaritaville” or “cheeseburger in paradise” to try and attract a mate only to end up going home alone and cross-dressing while his dog licks his legs.
john: hey, you wanna come play poker that the parrot pub tonight?
us: nope, that place is too full of parrotsites.
cross between parrot and parasite – someone with no original ideas of their own but who squawks out other peoples ideas and tries to take credit for them.
i mentioned a cost-effective solution and my parrotsite co-worker ran and told the boss she came up with it.
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