parsec


an astronomical measurement of distance (usually measuring distance to stars,) equal to about 3.2616 light years, or about 3.08568×10^16 m (about 30,856,800,000,000,000 meters). not a measurement of time. derives from “parallax of one second of arc.”
han solo: “you never heard of the milennium falcon? she made the kessel run in less than 12 p-rs-cs!” silly george lucas, leave the big scientific terms to asimov and clarke.
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a place of employment commonly called a railyard that more perfectly resembles a zoo or penitentiary.

a term used to describe the blackness of everyday disasters.
joe-“did you see that caprice plow into the kfc?”
mike-“yeah he was wearing a p-rs-c vest when he stumbled out and dropped his 40 oz.”
unit of distance in sp-ce, equal to about 3 light years
referenced to in the movie star wars
han solo: ….made the kessel run in less than 12 p-rs-cs (some say this is a false reference as a p-rs-c is distance not time, but there is a technical aspect to it, something about the millenium falcon flying near a black hole)
first used in starwars a speed of sp-ce travel
jerry : dude my bike goes like 5 p-rs-cs
tom : bangin
also known as a crab or that purple thing from the ninja turtles called krang.
to p-rs-c ; to hack forump-sswords
grude: hmm someone stole my p-ss of the private forum 🙁
prislia: you sure it hasnt been p-rs-c-ed ?

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