Parsippany


the most non-ghetto town in new jersey where everyone dresses like they are in a gang.
parsippany is not a ghetto!
parsippany or p-town is a munic-p-lity in morris county, one of the wealthiest counties in the us. contrary to public opinion, it is not the ghetto of morris county as many claim it is; that would be dover. i grew up and went to school here and i can say with confidence that my teachers have taught and prepared me well for college and life. my alma mater (phhs) might not have had the highest average sat scores but it did have dedicated teachers who never ceased to challenge me and who have helped mold me into the person i am today. and o yea, phhs acadec team owns.
person: hahahaha. you live in p-town? parsippany is soooo ghetto.
parsippany resident: well actually there isn’t widespread poverty or crime. i have no idea what you’re talking about.
parsippany: par-sip-penny- a munic-p-lity located in central eastern morris county in northern new jersey. many different ethnicities reside in the town, deriving from the fruitful job offerings such as mcdonalds, various office complexes in the town, and howards bagels in another section of town called lake hiawatha. happening places include the quick chek in lake hiawatha, the woods behind quick chek, volunteer’s park, and the other bountiful places in this town that you can kick back and enjoy yourself. common sites around the town include the notorious “hard-life” parsippany whigger, a rastafari gentleman widely known as “mix”, the town enforcer “artie”, and various other community enscribings like “c-mine”, “baint”, “tony hawk”, “fetus”, and “juan pubic”. these are a popular site to be seen around the town and are everywhere you look. local hoodlums scribble these messages in various public places, such as the quick chek parking lot and the park.

cops in parsippany are pretty cool. half the time, they’ll come to quick chek to hang out while they’re on duty and tell you stories of some messed up individuals here. people are friendly, the homes are nice, the gr-ss is green if you know what i mean and the birds are always chirping and gay.
dude, where you from?

parsippany man, you from montville?

yeah..

cool i guess, let’s go to the quick chek in town, i hear c-mine is there.

alright
a township morris county, new jersey.
quite a few residents dress like they think they’re in the ghetto, including my jewish neighbor.
it’s actually not a bad place, i’ve lived in lake hiawatha my whole life and there’s barely anything in need of repair or sleazy about this part of town. a lot of kids from other parts of parsippany come to downtown lake hiawatha (which is infested with pizzerias and nail parlors) to loiter and smoke weed. granted, if there was a drug bust in lake hiawatha it would be pretty empty.
however, the public school system is pretty r-t-rded. the schools on the one side of school seem to have gotten gypped. central middle school is overcrowded while brooklawn isn’t anywhere near as crowded, and if you go to the high chances are you envy the fact that the hills have air conditioning. the board has also been too cheap to pay the electric bill on a few occasions, leading to the power being cut during school hours.
ignoring the schools, parsippany’s pretty good. the cops here are great, they’ll just ask you what kind of chinese food you’re eating and then drive away. they also teach their children the safe distance to tailgate someone from and how to murder someone by putting engine coolant in their iced tea.
“the place to be: parsippany”

ehh, close enough.
a town in morris county, new jersey. which happens to be one of the wealthiest counties in the country! while not the poorest town in the county(i believe dover is worse off), it is not quite as wealthy as mendham, or harding township. however there are some nice places to live and many of the houses go for over $400,000, even the small ones. powder mill is an exceptionally wealthy part of parsippany.
guy- i’m from dover
parsippanyan- ew, get away from me you dirty doverican.
also known to the commonfolk as “p-town”, parsippany, new jersey is located in morris county, one of the wealthiest counties in the country; a town with heterogeneous mix of almost two hundred ethnicities; a town with a widespread income where one person could be making $120k a year and his neighbor could be making only $20k; lake hiawatha is considered the “ghetto part” of parsippany, but in truth the whole of parsippany is way better off than most towns.
person 1: yo, you live in parsippany?
person 2: yeah, mazdabrook. lotsa indians and asians and lotsa doctors.
person 3: yo, i live in lh, yo. gonna hang out wit mah brothas after i get off of work at mickey d’s!
i live 3 minutes from this town. i go to school in this town. here is my definition:
a town where you are labled into three categories: a freak, a f-g, or, yes, alot people dress like wiggers. most people here are emo and punk f-gs who do nothing but listen to taking back sunday, or are total wiggers, and listen to nothing but rap.
“holy sh-t, parsippany is a whack town full of posers.”

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