Parson’s Pond


the dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on earth.
pondy #1: man, parson’s pond is soooooo boring
pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
pondy #3: i got some pot.
pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play cod

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