someone who only wants to be friends when it betters their situation. doesn’t talk to you all the time but only when it’s good for them.
d-mn she’s only a part time friend.
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when you are “friends” with someone you work with or go to school with but do not have contact with that person outside of the office/cl-ssroom.
jim: dude you’re always talking with ryan in cl-ss, do you guys hang out a lot after school?
sean: naw man, we’re just part-time friends.
a ptf is a person who desperately wishes to conduct a “friendship session” and will, unrelentingly, pester you until you do accept some terms. then, after the session, they simply fade back into obscurity for weeks or months until they become bored again.
“d-mnit, he’s calling again!”
“what? that’s the fifth time this hour!”
“f-ck it, i’ll set up the d-mned session so that i don’t have to deal with this part-time friend anymore.”
“it doesn’t last forever, you know. he’ll bug you again in a week.”
“-sigh- i know…”
- Peanut Butter and Jealous
you probably heard this on the interview and laughed your a– off he’s motherf-cking peanut b-tter and jealous 1 more definition a strong feeling of envy over another’s delicious-looking pb&j sandwich. the other day i made the most delicious triple decker pb&j sandwich, and when i got to my table, it was so obvious that […]
- pirate smile
– transitive verb (synonym – a roguish smile : a dishonest or immoral smile that causes trouble) 1 : a pirate’s smile is a smile that will make you do anything. you know you’re gonna do it, right, wrong, good, or bad you’re gonna do it anyway. 2 : a smile that causes a person […]
n. not unlike a crybaby, but where a crybaby cries out of sadness, fear, or pain, a p-ssbaby p-sses on things out of anger. a p-ssbaby is: 1. a person who becomes irrationally angry at being denied something they feel ent-tled to, even when they aren’t. 2. a person who receives something they want, and […]
very big p-n-s the size of your finger from when you were a baby. have you seen that guy’s d-ck? it’s very pockaloaka.
kinda like f-ck buddies but breaking the no sting attach rule. the part before a relationship. beth so is he your boyfriend. emily no beth but you guys are f-cking and spending time. emily we are in a pre-relationship. 1 more definition kinda like f-ck buddies but breaking the no string attach rule. the part […]