part time girlfriend
when you’re besties and you love each other, but the male bestie just wants to work all of the time and no matter how much he works or how many deals he makes, it will never be enough. he only wants to see the female bestie on a roster basis (maybe one weekend in every 3), therefore he wants her to be a “part time girlfriend”. he never wants to live together, but wants all of the perks of a relationship.
he may protest that he is “fully committed” but he is, in reality, only fully committed to business and work.
hey bestie, will you just see me once every 3 weeks, and be my part time girlfriend and never live together?
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