parting a muff
if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the m-ff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a m-ff
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