partneritis
the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an -ssociate position to a partner at a law firm.
alan the attorney: “hey suzy, do i have an aisle seat for my flight?”
suzy the secretary: “i’m sure you do, but i will double check.”
alan the attorney: “yes, please do. if i don’t have an aisle seat i’m going to just kill myself.”
suzy the secretary (to her co-worker): “alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! he says he’ll kill himself if he doesn’t get an aisle seat! maybe i should just put him in the middle …”
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