party cane


a stick used for hitting people that don’t bring booze to a party. usually made out of steel or a hard wood.
tom: hey, did you bring any alcohol to this sweet party?
dave: no man. i got off work late and didn’t get a chance to get any.
tom: i don’t wanna hear your f-cking excuses. you’re getting the party cane -whack- -kabaam-

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