Party Progeria


similar to the rare genetic disorder that causes premature aging, party progeria is brought on by excessive partying at an early age. the wealthy are at greater risk from this affliction due to the abundance of drugs and alcohol.
have you seen that latest picture of lindsay lohan? d-mn that girl has got party progeria!

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    p-ssing the salt having s-x with somone aaron p-ssed the salt with charlie

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