Party Rules
around 2 years ago party rules was founded. it start among the realm of xbox live and spread quickly, definitions grew and now it can be followed as a way of life. party rules is a life force for which selected individuals look to to gain knowledge on how to live their lives and to make important decisions. lots of things can be party rules for example, hair cuts, cheap alcohol, holiday destinations, the draganov sniper on call of duty 4 and sweating.
a: “dude they didn’t have any carlsberg so i had to get tennents super”
b: “thats party rules!”
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a : “hey man, up for some party rules later?”
b :”na, the girlfriend is round”
a :”wtf that’s not pr!”
b: “i know, i’ll try and sneak some sweaty pr in as soon as she falls asleep”
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a: “bro, your dad has a ‘party rules’ beard!”
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a: “sh-t, that dude just got rinsed by my draganof blindfire”
b: ” he got party rules’d”
when drinking with loki discordia’s crew there are strict party rules that must be adhered to at all time, and must never be violated.
1.drink it or wear it. that means if someone makes you a drink, you either have to drink it or wear it.
2.p-ssout in a public place or with your shoes on you are free game for anything
3.f-ggot=shots, if you are declared a f-ggot you must defend your honour by drinking a shot or shots as the case may be
4.c-ck 4 t-t if a chick gets her t-ts out you have to get your c-ck out
5.jimmys mum, if she shows up someones gotta f-ck her
6.smoking, if you have papers dont b-m a taillor
7.spill your drink you must lick it up and have a shot
8.champion rule if you say “i’m fine” while you are p-ssing out shots!
9.party virgins. if this is your first time partying with us, you have to drink – party rules
an unspoken rule that should be followed at all times, without exception.
the number one party rule is: never snitch on anyone.
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