party school
a school known more for its party-loving students than its academics.
a: i got into college x!
b: i thought you weren’t the party type.
a: i’m not…
b: you do realize college x is a party school, right?
a: d-mnit.
a school where you major in partying and minor in your major.
colleges or universities known for, among other things, their particularly awesome parties or ragers.
ways to tell you’re attending a party school:
awaking in pants made of a foreign material
actually seeing a funnel
wine in a box
hooking up with someone out of your league
your mascot is a spartan or alligator or bulldog
your could’ve sworn you were supposed to get your diploma in business administration, not “contemporary partying”.
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