Party Soldier
a person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. like literally… nothing will stop them from gettin lit.
tim: hey derek. you hear bout ray’s mom dying this morning?
derek: yeah that’s crazy. bet he’s gonna be in all year.
tim: nah. you know him. he’ll never miss a party no matter what karma or the world throws at him. he’s a party soldier.
derek: you’re right because i think i see him over there tap dancing with that midget.
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