parvo
any of a group of viruses containing dna in an icosahedral protein sh-ll and causing disease in dogs and cattle. causes throwing up and exploding diarea and in a 24 hour time period the animal will p-ss. can be caught for up to 7 years in the soil where either cattle have been or where the animals have shat. is cureable! kinda.. either the vet will charge you a rediculous price or you can buy a liquid from a feed store called parvaid. its a 50% chance your animal may live or end up like pet cemetary.
” my dog has caught the parvo”
“my -ss is explolding i think i gots the parvo”
explosive diarrhea and vomiting causing you to call in sick. makes you feel like death. usually lasts from a few hours to a couple of days.
were you sick yesterday? yes, i had parvo.
dude, i had parvo so bad, i sharted in the shower! **tears**
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