pasadena opossum
1: an opossum is a marsupial from the united states. a pasadena opossum is presumably one from pasadena. there are three cities in the us with this name, one in texas, one in california and another in maryland.
2: a character from the crash bandicoot series of video games. pasadena is a tall slim female created by eccentric scientist dr van clutch to compete in cart races around his theme park. pasadena has a texan accent and her long tail is used as a third hand. she comes across as a bit of a stereotype valley girl. it is obvious she fancies crash, though the feeling is not mutual.
“that pasadena opossum is just gorgeous. i wouldn’t mind going round the track with her a few times”.
seek urgent help.
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