Pascola
pascola is a podunk town in the bootheel of missouri. both population signs are on the same stick. the dogs outnumber the people. pascola is a pimple on the b-tt cheeks of america. if you have the unfortunate opportunity to travel through this town, don’t blink… you’ll miss it.
if you live in pascola and are not into inbreeding, you are in the minority.
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