passenger missile
in the future, when the world is divided into two warring nations, and earth has reached it’s maximum populus. airtravel becomes perilous when p-ssengers are left with no choice but to serve as “live ammunition” in exchange for free airfare.
on this trip, the odds were grim for the weary p-ssengers as they knew these skys were heavily patroled by the enemy. it will be fortunate if they land with half the people they took off with.
“h..hey, you don’t think that we’ll run into another one do ya? the look on that last guys face when they launched him.. i don’t wanna- eyahhhhhhh”!!!
“i’d borrow cash from my uncle but they friggin’ p-ssenger missiled his -ss last weekend on his way over”
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